Office…blah blah

This NEWS is fresh from 20 minutes ago. Remember my stupid b***??? Well…it is about him…more stupidities.

He asked some of my colleagues and I to go to his cage. -_-’ What can he possibly want to talk to us about, beside hockey??? Good question. Let me satisfy your curiosity:

• We have to work methodically in the office…everybody should work the same way. blah blah blah
• We have to arrive on time (already do, even 45 min. before) blah blah blah
• We’re not suppose to take breaks longer than 10 minutes. blah blah blah
• We should be an example to other departments…hygiene. blah blah blah

Here’s the "poster" he posted on the wall for us to follow…with LOTS of mistakes (and I quote):

Comme les postes de travail sont partagés et afin de prévenir la transmission de la grippe qui revient chaque hiver, il important de suivre ces simples mesures d’hygiène.

1. Lavez-vous souvent les mains!
2. Gardez les surfaces communes propres: À l’arrivée et au départ de chaque quart de travail, nettoyez votre clavier, souris, téléphone, bureau et les bras de votre chaise.
3. Utiliser régulièrement la bouteille de "Purell" à votre disposition pour désinfecter vos mains.

What is this NONSENSE??? Why do we have to use Purell if we constantly wash our hands? Why use Purell if washing hands is a more efficient way? Why hand sanitizer? Have you seen those weird viruses and bacteries kill lots of people in the old times? NO…and they don’t have Purell back in those times…anyway, they’re known to kill only 99% germs…not 100%, so why use it? Dehydration (they’re working on it, trying to improve the aspect) is a known cause, if you use too much sanitizer…then why do???

PS. He was talking like if the end of the world’s coming…do this do that…don’t forget this don’t forget that…blah blah blah. OH MY GAWD!!! *headache* Give it a break!!! You won’t die because of small germs. It’s not like an Alien invasion (I would like that though, what a geek). Sigh!!!